ASTARION.

[tactic]

SOMETHING WILL GO HERE

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[tactic]

[ YOU NEED TO LET ME GO ]

Is morphing into a monstrosity a common occurrence where you're from?

[haematocritical]

[ tch. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEEK OF MG CHAOS ]

Not enough to be common, but not impossible.

[tactic]

[ i did..... the payoff was worth it ]

Huh. I'm in full support of this dream. I like you as you are now.

[haematocritical]

[ rattles you 🥹 pure chaos, yuul ]

Oh? Flattery will get you almost everywhere, my dear.

[tactic]

[ WHY AM I STILL IN CHAOS ]

It's nice to know someone appreciates it. I'll admit, you and your friends are better mannered than some of the others.

[haematocritical]

[ welcome to the gy? ]

… [ he snorts slightly. ] Oh, hardly. But we do have quite a colourful cast of characters here. Maybe we just got the lucky end of the stick.

[tactic]

Counting my blessings as we speak.

[ I'M FREEING YOU BECKS IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK FOR YOU ALL LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD ]

[haematocritical]

[ stares longingly at the graveyard when will someone kill astarion. ]

[tactic]

[ opens the doors to you only when he's kissed ten people ]

[haematocritical]

[ this is so cruel and mean to me? he’s not going to kiss anyone ]

[tactic]

[ DOES NOT BELIEVE YOU ]

[haematocritical]

[ MY PLATE IS EMPTY, YUUL.

maybe he and aventurine would’ve one day had the world’s most insincere kiss, but we’ll never know… ]

[tactic]

[ oh i would have bet on that..... it happened in a dream ]

[haematocritical]

[ it happened in the barn loft where he never got to visit :amen: ]