boothill.

[tactic]

i'm lazy

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w1, monday.

[tactic]

[ They're at SportzZone! because Enrichment. Aventurine is here with a glass of beer that he isn't really drinking, watching as some sort of relay takes place on the TV screens.

He will look over when he hears Boothill joining him. ]

... Do people usually swim with batons?

[shirtbag]

Batons?

[ slides into the barstool with his beer! ]

Where the heck did that idea come from?

[tactic]

Maybe it's meant to make the race more challenging?

[ It does look especially unwieldy... Also, he will slide Boothill his own beer. ]

I've barely touched it.

[shirtbag]

[ oh...? ]

Lost your appetite for it?

[tactic]

Figured you'd appreciate it more.

[ Change of plans now that Boothill is here. ]

It feels quiet around here, doesn't it? I'd almost describe it as peaceful.

[shirtbag]

[ takes a big swig ]

Yeah. Easy to lose your forkin' mind in. Another eight weeks of this hootenanny or else, what? We lose everything we got the last time? And we just get to sit here drinkin' Jamba Juice and play video games?

[tactic]

I think you and I know better than to expect it to last. We'll get a troublemaker eventually.

[ Slight pause as he thinks about something. ]

Though maybe not one as much of a handful as Karma.

week 3, monday

[shirtbag]

[ backdates this.

wherever aventurine is he gets a boothill and karlach bang memshare. it's the first time it happened in scawwy week 0 next to the leech river. ]

SCREAMS

[tactic]

[ IF ONLY HE COULD RIP OUT HIS OWN EYEBALLS

INSTEAD, he will swat at the air to try and clear the memory out of his sight!!! It doesn't work so well, and he ends up having to close his eyes and cover his ears for most of it until it finally ends. ]

Why...!?

[shirtbag]

[ boothill isn't paying attention to aventurine rn he is just sitting ten feet away and tfw no wife.... ]

Miss her that badly, do I? Don't you worry, Karlach... I'll be home soon.

[ i want my wife i miss my wife meme ]

[tactic]

[ THIS IS SO WIFEGUY BEHAVIOR... SICKENING ]

I think I'm at least owed an apology.

[shirtbag]

[ snaps out of it ]

Yeah? From who, exactly?

[tactic]

You. What sort of memory was that...

[ His tone is accusatory, like any one of them can control their stupid memories. ]

week 5, monday

[shirtbag]

[ it's claire's time

The Claire’s of Tomorrow is a pink and purple vending machine with a touchpad. From the screen, select the Claire’s products you desire. Lip balm, jewelry, cute hair ribbons, charm bracelets, plush animals, all in bright and cute colors and way too much single use plastic packaging. Or attempt to access the Limited Edition menu.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Attempting to access any special items will require creating a Claire’s account and filling out a profile with your biometric information. Once you've signed up, a TOS will begin scrolling rapidly for the next ten minutes far too fast to make out any words.

If you choose to agree to the Claire’s TOS, then you'll be able to acquire futuristic weapons like lightsabers and laser guns.

boothill is scrolling through the menu. ]

Think the producers got some kinda brand deal with this place? Why the fork does it keep showin' up?

[tactic]

[ Leans into Boothill's personal space to also get a look at the menu. ]

Probably. I don't know what a lightsaber is, but I kind of want one.

[ AVENTURINE YOU WANT EVERYTHING ]

[shirtbag]

[ LEANS AWAY ]

Ain't it those sticks they wave around at concerts? [ close ]

[tactic]

Oh? [ HE DOESN'T KNOW ] Think they'll have one for the rat concert?

[ Starts tapping away at the menu screen, still very much in Boothill's personal space. ]

[shirtbag]

[ what the... he sidesteps. emotionshare is slowly becoming annoyed... ]

Only one way to find out. [ go see the rats aventurine ] I'm just tryin' to get more bullets.

[tactic]

[ ? ]

What happened to your other bullets?

w7, tuesday.

[shirtbag]

Hey. Help me pick one for Daan

[ sends link ]

[tactic]

what is this for?

[ clicks this link ]

[shirtbag]

Making temp tattoos for the ball tomorrow.

Gotta do one for everyone.

[tactic]

oh okay.

[ like a few minutes later, ]

i'm discovering i know a lot more about daan's dislikes than his likes.

[shirtbag]

Right? It ain't easy
Ain't even a guy with an eyepatch on here.

[tactic]

do you think this one is insensitive?