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[ A HEAVY SIGH as he tries to return to normalcy. He should probably get up from the bathroom floor, but he doesn't trust his knees not to buckle and the last thing he needs is for Essek to see that again. So... sitting on the floor together it is. ]

What's there to tell?

[ Other than he's an anxious mess of a human being. ]

I don't think any of us are happy to be doing this again, and we're all a bit worried, aren't we?

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[They should probably get off the bathroom floor. Essek will help them up, but right now, they are just sitting together on this floor like morons.]

A lot.

[You aren't the only anxious mess, you bastard.]

I don't know, I don't think half the people here are worried enough because they are too confident in our collective ability to win. So that leaves me and you.

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[ Well, at least this feels easy... ]

Don't say it like that... If we start spiraling about an impending doom, we'll never stop.

[ Not the fucking bathroom angst. ]

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[THE BATHROOM ANGST.]

Not acknowledging the possibility of impending doom is just stupid. Then we get some sheet of - [a restrained pause, for a second] - fucking paper we don't know where from which amounts to us being entertainment, and now we don't know what to believe.

Maybe Jonas is right, this is divine punishment and why I hate gods.

[Goodbye, he has already started spiraling.]

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[ Excuse him as he starts for a moment because it's like hearing a saint curse.

But okay, he's going to finally let go of Essek so he can have both hands to rub at his temples. ]

Entertainment... As long as there's no horrible beast at the end of this that we have to fight. Entertainment is simple. You keep the audience's attention, you feed them the crap they want to hear, and they're far easier to kill than a monster.

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[A SAINT.]

You, of all people, are going to tell me this? People are more terrifying than any beast, Aventurine. People with goals they are willing to reach no matter the cost. I know that better than anyone.

I am not particularly interested in fighting, but I would take a beast over... over a person, a person with a a single relentless goal, especially one delving into powerful, terrible magic.

[Seems a little personal.]

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You're right not to underestimate people, but they are only people at the end of it all.

[ The tone he uses to say 'people' is so derogatory... ]

Don't get me wrong, I'm just as concerned as you are, but we shouldn't be frightening ourselves. The last thing we need is to feed each other's fears.

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[This makes him frown, and it looks like he wants to argue, but he drops it with a sharp exhale of relent.]

You started this.

[No one started this, but anyway. He's blaming Aventurine because Aventurine is here and ripe to be blamed. Irritably - not at Aventurine, though, at the situation - he starts getting up. He doesn't even ask Aventurine, but instead grabs Aventurine's hand and starts hauling the two of them up together.]

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[ ALL THEY DO IS ARGUE.

But all that arguing has at least managed to calm Aventurine down, and he takes Essek's hand to be helped up. Fortunately, he remains standing, and in an effort to break whatever tension might be left in the air, goes ahead and asks, ]

Why are you in my bathroom anyway?

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[It is the nature of two men (Boothill) with their token gay twink friend. They all always do nothing but argue.

He gives Aventurine a look.]

What are you talking about? This is my bathroom.

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No, it isn't. I was just in my room a moment ago, see?

[ Turns around and points to...

Wait a minute, that's not his room through the open bathroom door. ]

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No, you're stealing someone else's bathroom is what you're doing.

[Peering around Aventurine to look at the room. SEE. YOU ARE A THIEF.

He glances back from the direction he came with a frown. Why would Aventurine just be walking up inside of his bathroom, though?]

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[ WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ROOM? ]

Don't tell me I'm going to walk into your bathroom every time I try and walk into mine.

[ That's such a horrible room layout?? also can you give me a Caleb mem :pleading: but make it soemthing gay ]

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[the way you demand this but haven't even given me one. pauses my tagging to do this for you.]

It's not like I want you walking into my bathroom when you're trying to walk into yours!

[Have a gay Caleb mem even though Aventurine tried so hard to set him up with Wriothesley. (It's TTRPG, but if you would like to watch it at all, here you go. It goes on until about 4:01:00 but you can watch a tad after for more Essek gets verbally beat up by friends.)]

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[ STARTS CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY me not aventurine. Aventurine just turns back around to stare at Essek with wide eyes, and then he's suddenly frowning. Except that frown lasts all of two seconds before he breaks out into a stupid grin. ]

Wooow... Essek, to think that you had so many friends who genuinely care about you. Aren't you a popular guy?

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[He stands there like a fucking statue, frozen, NOT UNLIKE WHEN HE HAD BEEN PARALYZED, hands balled into fists and expression shocked. Imagine having to live your most embarrassing and soft moments for a second TIME. A third! A fourth!

His expression sours slightly, but not with any real heat.]

Stop that.

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[ The way Aventurine is like, emotionally touched but also this is suuuuuch good material to tease Essek with. He is thriving. ]

That Caleb guy seems awfully close to you.

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[UGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This was the LAST memory he wanted Aventurine to see of him. He wonders if one of the hosts can give him something that will wipe Aventurine's mind.]

...It's complicated.

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[ CAN YOU RELAX!!! Anyway, he grabs Essek by the arm to pull him into the bedroom because that's enough bathroom time, and then Aventurine drops himself down to sit on the edge of the bed. ]

How so? Tell me everything.

[ SPILL DA BEANS ]

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[Oh my GOD. He rolls his eyes as he is dragged away into the room. Aventurine really sits down on this bed and doesn't even offer him a seat, just expects him to sit down as if he doesn't have MANNERS! Like he was raised in a barn!

Standing there like a fucking teenager getting grilled about their love life by their parent.]

There isn't - Aventurine, [and it's a hiss of pure embarrassment.] Those were his words, not mine. It's not...

I don't have time to worry about that right now. When I go back, I could be dead. I mean - obviously, Laudna means I am not dead in some timeline, but it may not be my own.

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Quit being so high-strung for once and take a breather!

[ Pats spot next to him on the bed!! GET OVER HERE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS WITH AVENTURINE ]

All that frowning is going to cause wrinkles, and what will Caleb think about that? Besides, it's not like sitting here and thinking about your potential demise is going to change anything either.

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[One day, he is going to smother Aventurine in his sleep, and this week might be the week because their rooms mysteriously conjoin.

He acts huffy, but finally begrudgingly moves to sit on the bed which is funny because afterward, he feels antsy enough to stand.]

Shut up already. This is why I don't tell you anything.

[THE KARMA OF GETTING BACK WHAT HE GAVE TO AVENTURINE.]

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[ DO IT. KILL HIM.

But this is another way to kill him... He watches Essek sit, and then stand back up immediately, and Aventurine decides that one of them should at least be comfortable. He sprawls out on his side, propping an elbow on the bed to brace his head with his hand. ]

I'm not going anywhere until you tell me something. And if you try to leave, I'll just follow you out and ask you questions where anyone else could hear them.

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[Don't just recline as if this is a girl's sleepover and they are painting nails and talking about boys!!! He paces slightly. Slow, but still pacing.]

Do not. [DO NOT. Wtf, he isn't leaving, damn.] I don't know what you are trying to learn here exactly.

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[ He will come prepared with nail polish next time. ]

What's so complicated about you two? How's that for a start?