YUFFIE.

[tactic]

something will go here

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[mogger]

[ maybe next week there'll be a real bar ]

Why? Ya gonna narc on me if I do?

[ are you cool, aventurine... or are you a square? ]

[tactic]

Who would I tell?

[ CLOUD? Please. ]

Don't drink too much or you'll get sick.

[mogger]

Plenty of busybodies around.

[ sticking her tongue out... to prove how mature she is??? ]

But I'm not gonna anyway. I bet our kidnappers are just waiting for us to let our guard down so they can ambush us. Well, the Great Yuffie isn't gonna fall for that!

[tactic]

Okay, Great Yuffie, while the rest of us are passed out, I expect you to do all the heavy lifting.

[mogger]

What's in it for me?

[tactic]

What? Being a hero isn't enough?

[mogger]

Heroes still gotta eat! And get paid!

[tactic]

Paid, huh? Then how about...

[ What does he have... He'll take off the bracelet on his right wrist and hold it out to her. ]

Why don't you hold on to this as collateral? Until I can find something else to pay you with.

[mogger]

[ don't just give your jewelry away!!!! ]

[ even little miss shameless is very visibly taken aback by this, because she was basically just messing around ]

Huh?

... Seriously?

[tactic]

[ Dangles the bracelet!! ]

Why not? I have others on me.

[ Shows off his expensive watch and his expensive jewel-encrusted bracelet god he is so extra but he is a generous kind of extra. ]

[mogger]

You know, you are just begging to be robbed.

[ still seems kind of hesitant, but... takes it ]

Luckily for you, you have an incredibly powerful bodyguard now.

[tactic]

[ Laughs... Oh, youth. ]

Alright, Miss Bodyguard, I won't take up more of your time. You're off cup duty.

[mogger]

[ she gives him one last chance to change his mind and take it back and then she's slipping it... somewhere. ]

Okay, but are you seriously gonna throw a party? Give me the details already.

[tactic]

Not a party. Not in this small of a space, anyway. I just come down here sometimes with people who want a drink, and going back up to the kitchen to grab cups becomes tedious after a while.

[mogger]

That's pretty much everyone here. [ that isn't a kid ] So ya might as well just throw a party.

You really just like to chat people up, huh? [ socializing....... ]

[tactic]

I think it's important to make friends.

[mogger]

You've got your work cut out for you with these weirdos.

[ oh finally i will let this thread end ]

[tactic]

Nothing I can't handle.

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