tactic | ASTARION.

[ he’s quiet for a moment. ]

… The undead are possibly the more annoying of those, given you never know if a cemetery is just a cemetery or everyone is going to pop up and say hello without warning.

Hags, though… we certainly did meet a rather nasty one.

Our cemetery seems peaceful enough...

[ UNLESS? ]

Oh? Karlach mentioned the hags but she didn't go into too much detail about them.

For now.

[ not even ominous just a calm 'no, no. give it time.' ]

Just the one. She was positively deranged, it was delightful.

You and Karlach either had very different experiences, or I've just learned something about you.

Oh, she was an absolute headache to deal with. Violent, nasty little creature.

[ i can't even front, the hag part of act 1 is fun ]

But did Karlach tell you she was parading around as a bizarre old lady in a tiefling camp until we barged into her business? Blatant audacity. No one even realised, they just kept telling us to go see sweet old Auntie Ethel for healing supplies.

[ He's becoming obsessed with these stories... You Baldurs are living incredible lives. ]

Is that when you tried to stab her?

[ bg3 is a game. ]

No, we didn't know she was a hag then. We only tried to stab her later.

And look at you all now. Good friends.

Oh, the hag’s dead.

[ happy happy happy doodoo doodoo doo doo ]

But I suppose taking down a hag together is a bonding experience. Very fulfilling.

You've got a little soft spot in you too.

[ Observes. ]

Teamwork makes the dream work.

And what's the dream?

[ yuul not being tutorial because i want more cr ]

Not dying horribly to a miserable little mind control cult, and not morphing into a monstrosity along the way?

[ YOU NEED TO LET ME GO ]

Is morphing into a monstrosity a common occurrence where you're from?

[ tch. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEEK OF MG CHAOS ]

Not enough to be common, but not impossible.

[ i did..... the payoff was worth it ]

Huh. I'm in full support of this dream. I like you as you are now.

[ rattles you 🥹 pure chaos, yuul ]

Oh? Flattery will get you almost everywhere, my dear.

[ WHY AM I STILL IN CHAOS ]

It's nice to know someone appreciates it. I'll admit, you and your friends are better mannered than some of the others.

[ welcome to the gy? ]

… [ he snorts slightly. ] Oh, hardly. But we do have quite a colourful cast of characters here. Maybe we just got the lucky end of the stick.

Edited 2024-06-18 06:58 (UTC)